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B E I N G the Maine Course of Thought,
left-over during the Years of the Almanack, and
gathered here for no particular reason,
By that little-known Bon Vivant,
Will Henry, of New York, California, and Michigan
![Writing Table](gif-ani/jlwriting_table_e0.gif)
"If you would not be forgotten,
as soon as you are dead and rotten,
either write things worth reading,
or do things worth the writing."
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Poor Richard's Almanack
Benjamin Franklin |
Wherein is contained:
April 20, 2009 - Black Labs Are Beautiful
December 12, 2008 - Last Word
December 11, 2008 - No One
September 27, 2008 - Reign of Terror
August 16, 2008 - What Next?
April 27, 2008 - Stand Up and Be Countered
February 24, 2008 - The Matriarch Passes
February 3, 2008 - Fantasy Football 4
January 20, 2008 - Fantasy Football 3
January 13, 2008 - Fantasy Football 2
January 6, 2008 - Fantasy Football
December 31, 2007 - Strike Stricken
August 10, 2007 - Iran Plan
July 19, 2007 - Another Winning Strategy
May 21, 2007 - Bad Dream
April 22, 2007 - New Old Do Wop Ditty
January 10, 2007 - Same Old Way Forward
August 28, 2006 - Alas, Poor Pluto ![top ten](gif-ani/top_ten_md_clr.gif)
August 19, 2006 - Owed to Ogden Nash
August 13, 2006 - Playing Blackjack
July 27, 2006 - Wheels Coming Off
July 2, 2006 - Is this the House That Jack Built?
May 7, 2006 - String Us Along
April 20, 2006 - Real Poets
April 17, 2006 - William's Immigration Solution
April 1, 2006 - Hogen
March 6, 2006 - Terror in the Night
February 26, 2006 - God Lost
February 2, 2006 - No Stretch
January 26, 2006 - Google Should Gargle
January 23, 2006 - Three Cheers for Google
January 17, 2006 - On the Bayou
January 7, 2006 - Way the Wind Blows
January 3, 2006 - Theory of the Bureaucracy - Part 2
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December 25, 2005 - You Gotta Love Him
November 20, 2005 - Real Friends
October 27, 2005 - Invisible Friend
September 6, 2005 - Free Will
August 3, 2005 - Cat Scratch
July 12, 2005 - London Bridges
June 18, 2005 - The Quality of Justice
May 23, 2005 - Interfaith Marriage
May 21, 2005 - Exorcism
May 14, 2005 - Not Ready
April 10, 2005 - Hair, Hair
February 16, 2005 - 9-11 Resolved
January 23, 2005 - The Reign in Ukraine
January 20, 2005 - Declaration of Interdependence
January 15, 2005 - Old Soldiers Never Die
January 4, 2005 - No Sweats
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December 25, 2004 - The Confusion of Christmas Day
December 22, 2004 - Abuse This
November 15, 2004 - Articles of Faith
November 12, 2004 - Generally Wrong
November 3, 2004 - Kerry at the Polls
November 1, 2004 - WMD vs. MWD
October 30, 2004 - My Father
September 27, 2004 - Meet Mr. Adversity ![top ten](gif-ani/top_ten_md_clr.gif)
September 12, 2004 - What Have You Done With My Country?
August 25, 2004 - Another Fish Story
July 10, 2004 - The Cat (Dr. Doolittle's Diary # 2)
July 8, 2004 - No Thorough Street
July 5, 2004 - Where Do Children Come From?
July 4, 2004 - Homemade vs. Store-bought Bread
June 30, 2004 - Raising Children
June 28, 2004 - Universal Law Exam
June 24, 2004 - The Meaning of Life
June 21, 2004 - Are You Out of Your Mind?
June 19, 2004 - People vs. Bush
June 17, 2004 - Murder Made More Palatable
June 15, 2004 - In Our Image
June 7, 2004 - a.k.a. God
May 31, 2004 - A Pilgrimage
May 27, 2004 - Old Age
May 25, 2004 - Oklahoma
May 20, 2004 - It Doesn't Matter
May 19, 2004 - Go Forth and Sin No More?
May 18, 2004 - About Atheism
May 17, 2004 - Fundamentally Wrong
May 15, 2004 - Poor Richard
May 11, 2004 - All's Well . . .
May 9, 2004 - Shooting Craps With The Almighty
May 8, 2004 - Children Can Fly Too
May 1, 2004 - Dressed for Success
April 30, 2004 - No Pun Contended
April 27, 2004 - Nightmare
April 25, 2004 - Forgiveness
April 23, 2004 - Vietnam #1, #2
April 22, 2004 - How To Write
April 21, 2004 - Popeye, The Sailor Man
April 18, 2004 - The Holocaust ![top ten page](gif-ani/top_ten_md_clr.gif)
April 17, 2004 - Just Another DSH
April 16, 2004 - To Change the World
April 15, 2004 - Talking to Children
April 11, 2004 - Swan Song
April 10, 2004 - Strange Fruit #2
April 9, 2004 - Strange Fruit #1
April 7, 2004 - To Be A Writer
April 5, 2004 - I've Got a Secret
April 4, 2004 - Telephone Tyranny
April 3, 2004 - Truth in Advertising
April 2, 2004 - An Almanac?
April 1, 2004 - A Religious Experience
March 31, 2004 - Race Relations
March 30, 2004 - The Solution To 9-11 ![top ten page](gif-ani/top_ten_md_clr.gif)
March 29, 2004 - Alliteration
March 28, 2004 - A Predilection For Puns
March 27, 2004 - Critical Mass
March 25, 2004 - Good Enough #2
March 20, 2004 - A Modest Proposal ![top ten](gif-ani/top_ten_md_clr.gif)
March 18, 2004 - Teaching
March 17, 2004 - Progress in Education
March 13, 2004 - Listen to Me
March 12, 2004 - Birthright
March 5, 2004 - She Didn't Come Home
March 4, 2004 - Lie Prostate
February 29, 2004 - The Onion Sandwich
February 26, 2004 - I Brought Her Home
February 17, 2004 - She Came Home
February 16, 2004 - The Best President
February 12, 2004 - There Is a War On
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February 7, 2004 - I Pledge Allegiance
January 19, 2004 - I Shoulda Been A Rich Man
January 16, 2004 - Privacy
January 2, 2004 - Accountability for What?
2003
December 15, 2003 - Gotcha Saddam
November 28, 2003 - A Bargain
November 21, 2003 - Go Out
September 28, 2003 - Deal Terms Glossary
September 12, 2003 - My Ethnicity
August 17, 2003 - Naked on the Beach
August 16, 2003 - S-S-S-S-S-Spiders
August 5, 2003 - Trash Talking
August 1, 2003 - My Epitaph
July 31, 2003 - Trading Places
July 22, 2003 - A Fable (Continued)
June 20, 2003 - Why I Am Here
June 1, 2003 - Hold On
February 22, 2003 - Child of Wars ![top ten](gif-ani/top_ten_md_clr.gif)
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