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Ben Franklin's bifocals July 2, 2006

Is this the House That Jack Built?

White House Jack Kennedy with his daughter

This is the house that Karl filled.

This is the budget surplus fat
That lay in the house that Karl filled.

This is the special interest rat,
That ate the budget surplus fat,
That lay in the house that Karl filled.

This is the fat bureau-cat,
That chased the special interest rat,
That ate the budget surplus fat,
That lay in the house that Karl filled.

This is the SEC watchdog,
That worried the fat bureau-cat,
That chased the special interest rat,
That ate the budget surplus fat,
That lay in the house that Karl filled.

This is the Congress by the lobbyist taken,
That tossed the SEC watchdog,
That worried the fat bureau-cat,
That chased the special interest rat,
That ate the budget surplus fat,
That lay in the house that Karl filled.

These are the politicians (integrity forsaken),
That milked the Congress by the lobbyists taken,
That tossed the SEC watchdog,
That worried the fat bureau-cat,
That chased the special interest rat,
That ate the budget surplus fat,
That lay in the house that Karl filled.

This is the taxpayer battered and shaken,
That elected the politicians (integrity forsaken),
That milked the Congress by the lobbyists taken,
That tossed the SEC watchdog,
That worried the fat bureau-cat,
That chased the special interest rat,
That ate the budget surplus fat,
That lay in the house that Karl filled.

This is the advisor all shaven and shorn,
That misled the taxpayer battered and shaken,
That elected the politicians (integrity forsaken),
That milked the Congress by the lobbyist taken,
That tossed the SEC watchdog,
That worried the fat bureau-cat,
That chased the special interest rat,
That ate the budget surplus fat,
That lay in the house that Karl filled.

This is the President who again was born,
That selected the advisor all shaven and shorn,
That misled the taxpayer battered and shaken,
That elected the politicians (integrity forsaken),
That milked the Congress by the lobbyist taken,
That tossed the SEC watchdog,
That worried the fat bureau-cat,
That chased the special interest rat,
That ate the budget surplus fat,
That lay in the house that Karl filled.

This is the Country all forlorn,
That reelected the President who again was born,
That selected the advisor all shaven and shorn,
That misled the taxpayer battered and shaken,
That elected the politicians (integrity forsaken),
That milked the Congress by the lobbyist taken,
That tossed the SEC watchdog,
That worried the fat bureau-cat,
That chased the special interest rat,
That ate the budget surplus fat,
That lay in the house that Karl filled.

These are the Dead who all do mourn,
That came from the Country all forlorn,
That reelected the President who again was born,
That selected the advisor all shaven and shorn,
That misled the taxpayer battered and shaken,
That elected the politicians (integrity forsaken),
That milked the Congress by the lobbyist taken,
That tossed the SEC watchdog,
That worried the fat bureau-cat,
That chased the special interest rat,
That ate the budget surplus fat,
That lay in the house that Karl filled.

This is enough of that!

flag-draped coffins of dead US military on aircraft

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