Wednesday, October 13, 2004

[1775 - Continental Navy established]

These Are No Kittens

Three little bureaucats,
Lost their baseball hats,
And they began to cry,
Oh, President, dear,
We sadly fear,
Iraqi Peace we have lost.

What! Lost the Iraq Peace,
You incompetent bureaucrats,
Then you shall have no pie.
Meow, now say ow,
You shall give me a black eye.

Three little bureaucats,
Put on their red cravats,
And soon outsourced the pie.
Oh, President, dear,
We sadly fear,
Our integrity we have soiled.

Three little bureaucats,
Whitewashed their integrity,
Hung subordinates out to dry.
Oh, President, dear,
Do you not hear,
We spun it with a good alibi?

What! Blamed your subordinates?
Then you're good bureaucrats!
But I smell a rat close by.
Meow, meow,
We smell a rat close by.

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