Tuesday, October 12, 2004

[1492 - Pinta sailor sights land in early morning]

No Child's Behind

Rumors are circulating about a reactionary group that seeks to restore corporal punishment to our failed system of public education. The members of this organization propose to empower teachers to once again spank unruly students in the elementary school grades in order to instill in them a fear and respect for authority that is so sadly lacking in our society. The group reportedly has adopted the slogan, "No Child's Behind Left Behind."

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