May 28, 2004

Not So Simple, Donald

Simple Donald met a General,
Going outbound to Iraq.
Said Simple Donald to the General,
"I have got your Back."

Said the General to Simple Donald,
"Show me first your Plan."
Said Simple Donald to the General,
"Crush Saddam, and next Iran."

Simple Donald went a-fishing,
To catch Osama Bin Laden;
But most of the forces he had
Were in his Iraqi garden.

Simple Donald failed to look,
If plums grew on a thistle;
He stuck his hand in Abu Ghraib,
Which made poor Donald whistle.

He tried to put one by us,
But soon it all fell through;
And now poor Simple Donald
Should Bid us a fond adieu.

William's Whimsical Words:

"You see, freedom is untidy. . . "

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