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Franklin bifocals Wednesday, December 28, 2005


President Woodrow Wilson
[1856 - Thomas Woodrow Wilson born in Staunton, Virginia]

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[1732 - Benjamin Franklin runs ad in his Gazette for first issue of Poor Richard's Almanack]

Abstinence First

We used to say that you could get anything over the Internet but a sexually transmitted disease. Recent unconfirmed reports, however, assert that a person engaged in unprotected cyber-sex in an Internet chat room was infected with a particularly nasty computer virus. As always, abstinence is the surest path. People, for goodness sake, if you are going to indulge in such risky behavior, always use a firewall and an antivirus program.

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William's Whimsical Words:

The current Administration apparently is opposed to 'morning after' remedies on religious grounds.

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