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Franklin bifocals Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Naval Observatory Dome
[1830 - Naval Observatory established at Washington, DC]

Washington Monument
[1884 - Washington Monument construction completed]

Poet, Writer Joyce Kilmer
[1886 - Joyce (Alfred) Kilmer, poet, born in New Brunswick, New Jersey]

Lyricist Ira Gershwin

[1896 - Ira Gershwin (Israel Gershvin), lyricist, born in New York City]

Photographer & Photojournalist Alfred Eisenstaedt
[1898 - Alfred Eisenstaedt, photographer, born in Dirschau, West Prussia (now Tczew, Poland)]

Browns Football Great Otto Graham

[1921 - Otto Graham, College and Pro Football Hall of Famer, born in Waukegan, Illinois]

Natural Law

A fundamentalist initiative to amend the California Constitution to ban gay marriage in the State on the grounds that it violates "Natural Law" went down to defeat in a previous election. This may have been due to a statement from the spokesman for the group who thoughtfully explained that the reason Natural Law was violated was that: "The body parts don't fit together." The notion that a homophobic bigot should hold himself out as an authority on how body parts fit together in acts of gay sex was apparently so absurd as not to be lost on the electorate.

female symbol female symbol OR IF YOU PREFER male symbol male symbol

William's Whimsical Words:

Come to think of it, these don't look like they fit together very well either:
male & female symbols dancing sperm trying to get into egg

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