Monday, December 6, 2004
[1884 - Washington Monument construction completed]
Natural Law
Driving home from work in your car today in Central California you could have been treated to a delicious tidbit from NPR. A reporter told us how a fundamentalist group had just launched an initiative to amend the California Constitution in order to ban gay marriage in the State on the grounds that it violates "Natural Law." Cut to a statement from the spokesman for the group who thoughtfully explained that the reason Natural Law was violated was that: "The body parts don't fit together." Poor William almost drove off the roadway he was laughing so hard. The notion that this homo-phobic bigot should hold himself out as an authority on how body parts fit together in the various acts of gay sex was mind-blowingly absurd.
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Come to think of it these don't look like they fit together very well either:
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