Thursday, October 6, 2005

[1846 - George Westinghouse, inventor, developer, founder, born in Central Bridge, New York]

[1908 - Carole Lombard (Jane Alice Peters), actress, born in Fort Wayne, Indiana]

[1981 - Anwar el-Sadat, President of Egypt, assassinated by Islamic fundamentalists]

[1884 - Naval War College established at Newport, Rhode Island]

The US Naval War College

Elmo thought the Navy should be more trendy.
It could soften its image to be user friendly.
A War College sounded much too martial.
Just change the name thought the clever Admiral.

What else to call this venerable institution?
Scores of staffers now busily sought solution.
Perhaps a Naval Institute of Foreign Diplomacy
(When All Else Fails and We Put to Sea).

Fortunately, cooler heads prevailed,
The War College name although assailed,
Remained intact with colors proudly flying.
Luce and Mahan are likely still sighing.

William's Whimsical Words:

Indeed it would make sense to change the name of the Department of Defense back to the War Department since it is clear that we aren't defending a thing in Iraq.

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