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Ben Franklin's bifocals Saturday, September 30, 2006

Chewing Gum Maker William Wrigley, Jr.

[1861 - William Wrigley Jr., chewing gum magnate, born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania]

Violin Virtuoso David Oistrakh
[1908 - David Fiodorovich Oistrakh, violin virtuoso, born in Odessa, Russia (now Ukraine)]

Writer Truman Capote
[1924 - Truman (Streckfus) Capote (Persons), writer, born in New Orleans, Louisiana]

1930 Duesenberg Motor Car
[1937 - Luxury car maker Duesenberg goes out of business]

USS Nautilus (SSN-571)
[1954 - USS Nautilus (SSN-571), first nuclear-powered ship, is commissioned]

[1962 - Riots in Oxford, Mississippi, over desegregation of Ole Miss]

Little Polly Flinders

Little Private Flinders,
Went among Iraqi prisoners,
Thumbing her pretty little nose.

Inspector General came and caught her,
And court martialed his little daughter
For the Iraqis were wearing no clothes.

Iraqi prisoner naked on leash

The Judges gave her three years.
For Lynndie shed you no tears.
Her guilt those pictures disclose.

The Secretary he remains blameless.
The Generals and Colonels are nameless,
And the Emperor is wearing no clothes.

Secretary Rumsfeld   President Bush sucking his thumb

William's Whimsical Words:

How many years do you suppose Unca Donald will get for his malfeasance?

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