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Ben Franklin's bifocals Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Flag Day 13-star flag
Betsy Ross flag
[1777 - Continental Congress approves design of national flag]

Margaret Bourke-White
Margaret Bourke-White Gandhi Portrait
[1906 - Margaret Bourke-White, photojournalist, born in New York City]

Burl Ives
[1909 - Burl (Icle Ivanhoe) Ives, singer, Academy Award winning actor, born in Hunt City, Jasper County, Illinois]

[1940 - President Franklin D. Roosevelt signs Naval Expansion Act]

UNIVAC 1 - Console, CPU, Tape Drives
[1951 - Univac 1, world's first commercial computer, unveiled in Washington, DC]

Duke Snider in Dugout
[1963 - Duke Snider hits his 400th home run]

Duke Snider - Dodger Hall of Famer

Our Boys In Blue

Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld

Little Boy Rue,
Come blow your horn,
The sadist's in the prison,
He is making some porn.

Iraqi Prisoner naked, dogs

But where is the Secretary
Who looks after the sheep?
"He's out on the E-Ring,
At the switch fast asleep."

asleep at the switch

William's Whimsical Words:

In all fairness, he offered to resign, but President Bush would not hear of it.

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