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Ben Franklin's bifocals Friday, June 2, 2006

[455 - Vandals sack Rome]

Sir Edward Elgar
[1857 - Edward Elgar, composer, born in Broadheath, England]

Chief Sitting Bull

[1924 - Congress grants citizenship to all Native Americans born in the U.S.]

Playwright George S. Kaufman - yes, that is Harpo in the background
[1961 - George S. Kaufman, Pulitzer prize playwright, dies at 72]

Pop Goes The Eagle

eagle flying

Up and down Sadr City Road,
In and out flies the Eagle.
That's the way our money goes,
Pop goes the weasel!

A tanker truck with gasoline,
A tanker truck with diesel;
Blow it up, we'll pay the price,
Ouch, goes the Eagle!

burning tank  truck in Iraq

All around Afghanistan,
Georgie chased Bin Laden.
Al-Qaeda thought 'twas all in fun.
Pop! goes a car bomb.

Three hundred billion for the wars;
Nothing for the people.
Bend over, take it in the drawers;
Truth is, it's fecal!

eagle in the snow looking pissed

William's Whimsical Words:

So, why do we put up with it?

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