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Ben Franklin's bifocals Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Notre Dame - Statue of Joan of Arc
[1431 - Joan of Arc (age 19) burned as witch by English at Rouen]

Cornelia Otis Skinner

[1901 - Cornelia Otis Skinner, writer, born in Chicago Illinois]

King of Swing Benny Goodman
[1909 - Benny Goodman, clarinetist, bandleader, born in Chicago Illinois]

Gale Sayers leaving another would-be tackler with just air
[1943 - Gale Sayers, NFL HoF running back, born in Wichita, Kansas]

Writer Boris Pasternak

[1960 - Boris Pasternak, Russian poet, dies at 70]

Oprah for President

Oprah Winfrey portrait
Here are william's top 10 Reasons why Oprah Winfrey should be the next president of the United States of America:

10. She is prettier and speaks better English than Arnold.
9. She is a woman and a billionaire.
8. She is African-American and a billionaire.
7. Like our greatest president, she was born to humble beginnings in America's heartland.
6. She has successfully taken on corporate America.
5. She knows how hard it is to lose weight.
4. On her slowest day she is much smarter than George Bush.
3. She can and does read.
2. She gets it.
1. She cares about people.

Oprah Winfrey in cap and gown

William's Whimsical Words:

And, she already has the confidence of most of the Country.

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