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Franklin bifocals Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Eleanor Roosevelt
[1884 - Eleanor Roosevelt born in New York City]

Willie Hoppe
[1887 - Willie Hoppe, Billiard Congress of America Hall of Famer, born in Cornwall-on-the-Hudson, New York]

George Carlin
[1975 - Saturday Night Live debuts with George Carlin as guest host]

There Was a Crooked Man

There was a crooked CEO
Who cooked some crooked books.
He said all was well, you know,
And gave us knowing looks.

Ken Lay

He hired a crooked accounting firm,
That had a crooked computer mouse,
And they all thrived together
With connections to the White House.

Ken Lay & friend

William's Whimsical Words:

His mistake was choosing a career in business instead of politics. As a politician he would have been rewarded for deceiving most of the citizenry.

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